national day of regret

i think that's what the day after st. patrick's day should officially be called. because we all know we feel it. i also think st. patrick's day should be moved so it's always on a saturday so that national day of regret won't be a work day. i know someone might read this and think to themselves that perhaps to avoid the regret one should avoid the revelry. and to that i say do so and the terrorists win. no one wants that. communist.

now, if you'll excuse me while i go forage for some chips and cheese dip to cure what ails me. hooray for regrets!!